Hazard Management Gifts

"Don't mind him. As we take out the coal, he fills the spaces with nuclear waste."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Natural Disasters

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Failure/Due Diligence

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I don't like the look of this."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Safety Barriers

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

The Best Laid Plans

Businessman at the deep end.

Days without an incident.

Hurricane damage to trees

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Critical Path Analysis.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career