Hippo Handler Prints

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

"He did it!"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"You folks ready to order?"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

The Lion Tamer.

'You lookin at my bird?'

Free Range Sled Dog

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'