Hungry Hippo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You folks ready to order?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Early hippies.

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Hippopotamus Bathroom

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'

'I hate to see nose picking in public!'

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.