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"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Eco Princess

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Early on-line shopping

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Dog History

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Elephant and Castle

The Election Strategy

Centerville.

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Ad Valorem

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

The Enemy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Fun on the pyramids

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

1998: A Look Back

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'My mom invented baths!'