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"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Eco Princess

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Early on-line shopping

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Dog History

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Elephant and Castle

The Election Strategy

Ad Valorem

Centerville.

The Enemy

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Fun on the pyramids

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

1998: A Look Back

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

'My mom invented baths!'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."