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"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

1998: A Look Back

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"Give me liberty, or give me just one sec."

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

King George IV

The Election Strategy

France.

The making of the 16th president of the United States

Hey, Just Kidding

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

Satellite falls from space-kills Qaddafi

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

John McCain: P.O.W. for Life

Incrementalism Throughout History

Authorization for the Use of Farce

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Sure, we hold these truths to be self-evident, but we're, like, really smart.

'It wasn't that close...'

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Death of Queen Elizabeth

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Mafeking - sill waiting to be relieved

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Queen Victoria's first attempt at a catch phrase

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'