Hippie Enthusiasts Mugs

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Joined at the hipster.

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'How fast can you hype?'

Peas on Earth.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hippie on the moon

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thank you for your service."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

Hipsters knit their beards.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

A hippie saying "Peace"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'