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'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

GURLERS

'How was your luck, dear?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Cowboy Trump

A Good Year.

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"Before this I flipped houses."

"Another day in paradise."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Hmm...Will I have my coffee with brandy or with whisky?"

'Dear, here's de cantor you asked for, but he swears he doesn't know a thing about aerating wine.'