Whip Expert Mugs

The Whip Hand

In the Guru District

Local Knowledge

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

GURLERS

'How was your luck, dear?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Cowboy Trump

A Good Year.

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Doctor Ernie, Animal Scientist, Answers Your Questions. A reader in Colorado asks "When should a colt be weaned from its mother?" A foal and his mommy are soon parted!

"Before this I flipped houses."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"Another day in paradise."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Hmm...Will I have my coffee with brandy or with whisky?"

"You want I should cleanse your palate before I serve the wine?"