Equine Expert T-Shirts

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Gentlemen Riders

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

A day at the races

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'