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The Whip Hand

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Cowboy Trump

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

The Lion Tamer.

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Whipped cream?'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Another day in paradise."

"My new vet has the human touch."

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

'Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I lose my job at the Petting Zoo.'

Hair trigger