Whip Handling Gifts

The Whip Hand

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Making healthy eating bearable.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Cowboy Trump

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Lion Tamer.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Whipped cream?'

"Another day in paradise."

"My new vet has the human touch."

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

It's a working vacation.

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

'Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I lose my job at the Petting Zoo.'