Whip Wizard Gifts

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Candle Portraits.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Portfolio, 2011

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Psychic car mechanics.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Cowboy Trump

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'