Whip Wielder Gifts

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"River well stocked this year."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Cowboy Trump

House Plant Party

Football Blockers.

Shepherd

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Referee

Sculpting

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Caution Falling Rocks

"It's worse than I thought."

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Poet

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

John Henry

The Whip Hand

"Kkerching."

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'