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'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cowboy Trump

"I feel like my job in the fossil fuel industry is going the way of the telegraph operator, the pony express rider and the buggy whip maker..."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Looking Daggers

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"Another day in paradise."

Swiss Army General.

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Hanging Fire

Swiss Army General (Has a variety of useful implements hanging from his uniform).

Police Marksman Game

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

The Whip Hand

Testing dog whistles.

"Frankly. I find the term 'lumbersexual' to be offensive. I prefer the term 'timber dick.'"

Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game. What? Why? Because they can run for miles, jump, tumble, spin, kick and punch, and never get out of breath. I can't run more than 100 feet without getting winded

At the whipped cream factory Workers actually whipping cream in a vat

'This guy is really tough - He used to drive a school bus!'

'Mrs Stewart is in charge of 'which way the political winds are blowing'.'

"I'm not doing the quick step, I need the loo!"