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'Mrs Stewart is in charge of 'which way the political winds are blowing'.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Early photobombing

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

That party went well.

"I, TikTok."

Beers

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Karataoke

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Merry Christmas"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'