Party Worry T-Shirts

That party went well.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel