Party Worry T-Shirts

That party went well.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Champagne

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis