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"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

Turn, turn and turn.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Crocodile

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Curtsey

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"You call this ice?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Roller Coasters

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'