Whirlpool Aficionado Mugs

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

Turn, turn and turn.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

You're the botanicals in my gin

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Crocodile

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Curtsey

"You call this ice?"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

The Coffee Tattoo

Roller Coasters

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'