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Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The MRI machine won't degrade my tattoos, will it?'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Take my advice - if you get a tattoo, put it where it will not show on a job interview.'

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

The Coffee Tattoo

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

"Call in a couple of months or sooner if you notice water in the Bilge"

Cartoonist and cephalopod venn diagram.

Library: DIY Section

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'In case of future regrets I've had my done in invisible ink.'

Writers

"I have a love of words, too."

Tatt's all Folks: Home of the Practical Tattoo

Mine

Brain Tattooist

Ink floating in a paper boat

"Psychiatry has become much easier. With all their tattoos, I can read my patients like a book."

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."

Santa gets a Christmas themed tattoo.

Almost ready Sir!

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

"Any capital gains?"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, manuscript writer

Guaranteed to make your friends say 'Cool' - your Mother cry and your Father get obscene.

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

Book shop