Whirlpool Wonderer T-Shirts

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Cat Reunion

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I hate it..."

'You are doing it wrong.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

They say I get 152 channels.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Wow nice jump!"

The wheel.

C. Doppler takes a walk.

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

This will be an awesome profile pic!