Water Cooler Wanderer T-Shirts

'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Canadian Canoe.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"This is a tough place to work..."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'