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A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

When bored, we board

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Anticipating Opening Day!

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

"It's a mug's game!"

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Nuclear fusion reactor

'They've set the bar too high!'

The Ocean's Plug

Only a handful of people are this small.

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'

Swirling Eddies

'Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?'