Personalized Plate Seeker Mugs

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Time Run

"Try taking baby steps."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Dog admiring hot dog

'You just continue to grow.'

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

NOT 2B

Self help books. One step at a time.

Eggs to order!

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

Pull yourself together

Finally it dawned on Jonathan that his feelings would follow him wherever he travelled,