Personalization Seeker Mugs

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Do you mind?"

Likes: $2.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Me when by BDD shows up

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

Time Run

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

"I need a hug."