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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Butterfly Woman

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Sauvignon Bonk

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Tango

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'How would you describe yourself?'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

Self help books. One step at a time.

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.