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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Butterfly Woman

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Sauvignon Bonk

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Tango

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'How would you describe yourself?'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

Self help books. One step at a time.

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.