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'He's never happy when he gets less than 100% in his customer feedback!'

"Now hold that."

The perfectionist.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Lei-ing Hens

Tango

Me when by BDD shows up

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Aloha!

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Stock photo, right?"

Mount Everest.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."