Perfection Seeker Pillows

'He's never happy when he gets less than 100% in his customer feedback!'

"Now hold that."

The perfectionist.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

ThrEschers.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Perfection

Tango

Lei-ing Hens

Me when by BDD shows up

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Aloha!

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Stock photo, right?"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."