Perfection Chaser Pillows

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Breakthrough

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'We're in a hurry.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Elf of the Month

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"She clawed her way to the top."

'Go to Daddy!'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Harvard Waiting List

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Cross Channel Leap