Perfection Chaser Pillows

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Breakthrough

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Strive to win!

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Happy Champion

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'We're in a hurry.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'Go to Daddy!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"She clawed her way to the top."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Elf of the Month

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Cross Channel Leap

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."