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The wonderful world of cheese.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Deadlines, Inc.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Job Security

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Examiners Nightmare.

"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

I love Pottery.

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'