Platter Perfectionist Gifts

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Deadlines, Inc.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Job Security

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"It needs a lot of editing."

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Examiners Nightmare.

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

I love Pottery.