Picky Plate Perfectionist Gifts

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

“Children hate me.”

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Gluten-free low gi, I don't think so..."

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"I Hate Salad."

"Kids Menu Square"

Bad review

Sunny side up eggs

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

"I hate vegetables."