Picky Plate Perfectionist Mugs

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

He wanted a different one.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

“Children hate me.”

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"Objection overruled. Just eat it."

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"Gluten-free low gi, I don't think so..."

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"I Hate Salad."

"Kids Menu Square"

Bad review

"I hate vegetables."

Sunny side up eggs