Picky Plate Master Gifts

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

“Children hate me.”

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"I Hate Salad."

"Kids Menu Square"

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."

Sunny side up eggs

"I hate vegetables."