Picky Plate Club Gifts

"I hate vegetables."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Please don't kill me."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

“Children hate me.”

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Leftovers"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"I Hate Salad."

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"Kids Menu Square"

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."