Picky Plate Explorer Gifts

"Kids Menu Square"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Please don't kill me."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"I think this is a red."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"What's good here?"

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"I hate vegetables."

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)

"Why would you have a potato famine when you could have a broccoli famine?"