Table Making Perfectionist T-Shirts

The table

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Mine was stone cold.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

Quill

Think Zero Defects

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'