Custom Car Lover T-Shirts

A souped up car...

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.