Custom Car Lover Mugs

A souped up car...

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Perfect."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'