Custom Car Dreamers Prints

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"One year closer to college!"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"You still working on your car?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Spray painter.

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

V8 Vindaloo

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'