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"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

A drone laying an egg

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Heavenly internet connection

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

INSPIRATION POINT - How the parachute was invented

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.