Sports Car Dreamer Gifts

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"One year closer to college!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

Altar Ego

Not The Real Me

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.