Driveway Dreamer Mugs

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.

"We really have to get our driveway widened, Stanley."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Emergency exit into Space

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Failed mobile home designs

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Door

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Janus faced

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Prescence of Mind.