Funny Experience Fan Gifts

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Edvard Grieg

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Son burying his dad in sand

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

The End of Summer.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Spice up your life

All work and no play.

Roadie

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

Football Drinks

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'