Life Experience Gifts

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Saved...life is good!

Life and Death

Women

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

George has an uplifting experience.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."