Life Experience Gifts

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Saved...life is good!

Life and Death

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Women

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Road signs of Aging

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

George has an uplifting experience.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'