Real Life Adventures Gifts

'I feel guilty, I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral, , , At least when we die, we'll go to the same place,'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'

Ancient Racing

Bookworm Sleepover

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Warrior Woman

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Touché"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.