Real Life Adventures Pillows

'I feel guilty, I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral, , , At least when we die, we'll go to the same place,'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Warrior Woman

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Touché"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'