Novel Experiences Gifts

"I'm open to new things."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Storage Unit of Love

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

We learn by doing

Women

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

You never take me anywhere.

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

School of Hard Knocks. (Frank walks through door as bucket of water falls on his head.)

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

"Think of a number, any number."