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'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Storage Unit of Love

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

We learn by doing

Women

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

"Think of a number, any number."

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"