Trying New Experiences T-Shirts

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Storage Unit of Love

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"I still can't believe you have never been fishing before."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"I'm open to new things."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Skis with stabilisers.

Confusing directions,

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

'Don't you just love that new horse smell?'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

First Time

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

The Trevi Fountain Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards.

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