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'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

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"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

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'Don't even think about it!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"I still can't believe you have never been fishing before."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

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Skis with stabilisers.

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"