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'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

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"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Don't even think about it!'

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'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"I still can't believe you have never been fishing before."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

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